resuscitation to the rescue

today, i learned how to save lives. if some one's heart stops beating, watch out world: i am cpr certified. the hardest part was creating a seal with your mouth on the dummy. we had little things similar to dental damns to use due to germs and if you did the breathing right, your dummy's chest inflated. because it was so tricky, i started to get excited when anyone in my group inflated the chest properly. like a infectious disease, excitement slowly spread to my two group members and then anyone else who could hear me. i began to use the phrase "life-giving breath" like "niiiiiiiiiice, that was totally a life-giving breath!" people laughed but i bet they totally start using it. then, when we got the baby dolls to practice on the focus was off the breath and onto "saving a baby's life" or "giving this baby a future." it turns out i am all about the sarcastic use of serious statements for nursing school. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26-27-28-29-30.